Score: 6

"Decent Effort"

submission: Project Pravus

date: May 24, 2008

The game was pretty simple and short, and didn't require a large use of logic - rather the focus was on clicking on the right spot on the screen to get the proper items. The ending was predictable. The elements of the game were too closely ripped off of Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem for GC. As I was playing I kept saying, "Oh, just like in Eternal Darkness." I enjoyed the photography and the sepia tones, as well as the ambiance. The interface was intuitive so you get points there.

Score: 2

"Awful Waste of time."

submission: Truth about Masturbation

date: July 14, 2006

Its upsetting to see the great song "The Rise of Satan" used in such an awful flash movie. Trying to ride the YTMND fame train?

Score: 10

"Pure demented Genius"

submission: Roof Tiling

date: July 17, 2005

It's so intriguing and twisted, but it shows you've put a lot of work into it. (Even the backgrounds have hidden images in them) You've created an amazingly complex character. It is a work of genius, and I am itching to learn more about his affliction. Excellent job.

Score: 5

"Tips to improve"

submission: ATTACK OF THE PENORS

date: May 18, 2005

Although it wasn't bad, it had the marks of a beginner on it. For example, when a sprite was not walking, the clip of the sprite's legs movement was still playing, so they were running stationary. Also for the most part there were no tweens carried out at the same time. One sprite would move then stop. Then another sprite would move and then stop. There was no complex movement. They are little things, but they give the Flash a cleaner, more polished, look. Overall, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. Try again and keep at it. You could have something...

Score: 4

"Well the graphics were good."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 11

date: December 18, 2004

I'm a fan of RAB, but this one was lacking something... and I believe it is called "humor." There has been a steady decline in your RAB humor from high comedy, to low comedy, to as one user put it "10 year old" comedy. This seems like it was just an excuse to animate a music video using the RAB characters. Your other submissions were great, but apparently this is the pinnacle of the work so far: an excuse to use swear words and draw naked ladies. I kept waiting for it to get funny, and then suddenly it ended. What happened? I'm sorry to hear about your car accident, but this cartoon, just as you said, came right out of your ass.

Score: 10

"Knox for president!"

submission: (2004) Klay Halloween

date: October 12, 2004

Hi Knox, you may remember me from past reviews. I decided that you should be president, and then ruler of the world, and then - if the campaign funding is enough - ruler of the universe! I was driving today and incidentally telling someone about "Henry's Shotgun" and I made the comment: "How does he keep coming up with funny material all the time? Can't this guy run out of funny!?" But I was just proven wrong! You have infinite funny! INFINITE!
To conclude, if I ever met you, I would give you a prize... probably a popsicle stick with peanut butter on it. Knox4Prez

Score: 9

"Pretty Funny"

submission: MY legend of zelda

date: September 14, 2004

The sped up music at the right moments just added to the comedic element of the movie! Good Job! For future reference, though, use spellcheck... it just makes the movie look cleaner, neater, and more polished.

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: "Waterman"

date: August 25, 2003

That was hilarious! That was simply amazing. Need I say more?

Score: 10

"you are awesome!"

submission: (2003)Jacob

date: August 16, 2003

How do you continually produce original and funny material time after time? You are my hero!

Score: 10

"You're still my hero."

submission: Knoxs "Resident Evil"6

date: August 13, 2003

I don't care what the clocks say... they seem to accuse you of doing stupid things, but what about putting a damn clock on a fruit? I loved this series... I found the dialogue creative and witty. Yeah, maybe you didn't spend 8 months on it, but you still got the high scores, so more power to you. I like parodies, and I don't think that qualifies me as a "stupid NG user." I was unaware that liking a Knox movie made me less intelligent than people who seem to think a chair can have a clock on it. How bout saying "B" over and over again? That's real humorous... a repeating consonant! Knox, it seems to me that you got the high scores with the less work... good for you!

I have nothing against the clocks'movies, and I think some of their movies are awesome (Check out 'The Portal.') I just dislike the whole "gang blam" concept they seem to dwell upon, or how they attack a certain user.